Fasten ur seat belt

No, I’m not bringing you to take any fantasy ride, just check out the following youtube, hehe.

New Suggestions for Irritating Calls

Time to revive this blog eh.

Many of us receive irritating calls everyday, more so when you have an event the very next day. Common questions include:
- eh, has my rsvp been confirmed?
- eh, how to go your office ah?
- eh, wat time registration ah?

Being bogged down by such nonsensical calls, we have decided to record a new voicemail message:

- If you are STILL (emphasie on this word pls) waiting for a confirmation, please press 1, a human will answer you shortly.

- If you are wondering how to get to our office, please visit: www.streetdirectory.com

3rd one is my personal fav, with contributions from WK:

- If you STILL wish to register at this damn hour, pls just put down the damn fone.

muaahaaaaaahaaaaaa…..

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Poem for the day…

我的名叫朱印章

脸皮特厚无人挡

家里只有炮哥爱

其他都请我吃鸡排

 

为何我这么讨人厌

我又没别人溅

到底这是谁的错

使到家人对我那末冷漠

 

Words Of Wisdom

Some words of wisdom for you…

懂得看破的人不会计较

懂得欣赏的人不会嫉妒

懂得放下的人不会贪心

懂得开心的人不会生气

懂得快乐的人不会失败

无论无何是快乐或悲哀

成功或失败靠的是自己

人生未必很累,

看你如何品味，

每天多寻快乐，

烦恼别去理会，

短短数十寒暑,

何不萧洒面对!

老杂货的心声

Sing to 小人物的心声 tune

Click here if you don’t know the song… 

 

也许我老杂货
要搞股东大会
但我尽力贡献一份微薄的力量

也许老杂货自己
不断做出恶心的东西
但我认为自己非常的了得

我什么人都不在乎
自己就是一个大人物
因为大人物是非常的酷

看到老板全都忙忙碌碌
我有时间翻翻报纸
老杂货的日子非常的充实

Repeat

每周一物介绍

上一回，我们讨论过可爱的小红点。

这次我们就谈谈美丽动人的凸轮吧。

话说这位凸轮有非比寻常的魅力。

可把空弹和雷光弹击倒。

此外，凸轮还带有免死金牌。

所谓免死金牌， 是皇上所赐。

非常管用，天塌下来也保证不受伤害。

有这么多的好处， 您是不是也想做个凸轮呢？
想得美！还是用真实力去打拼把!

口头泻症

相信您如果有看过大长今这部戏, 就会对以下的病症有些熟悉的感觉…

 

您知道什么是口头泻症 吗.

所为口头泻就是大便从口直出个不停.

口头泻的症状包括脸部红肿, 坐立不安, 爱骚扰人, 声量失控等等.

这种病症以目前的科技是无法医治的.

治标的方法就是用针 线把口缝起来, 以防更多粪便从口大量涌出.

得此病的人需马上求症, 否则日子一久将会七孔留粪而死.

We r moving…

The moving at end june will soon materialised after all the speculation, mass exchange of info, gossips..etc etc.

So, what are ur thoughts?
Would you love to stay in The Enterprise if you can?I’ll rather not, not becos of the location, but other reasons.

 

 

And i hope the damn aircon at the new premise will be much powerful la!

 Share your thoughts in the comments page ok

每日一字：红

请发挥你的想象力， 以红色为今天的主题， 列出一些形容词：

(Roy,pls pay attention cos this will improve your chinese de ok)

Let me start the ball rolling:

血盆大口
鸿运当头

(english also boleh la…leave them in the comments page)

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