New Suggestions for Irritating Calls

Time to revive this blog eh.

Many of us receive irritating calls everyday, more so when you have an event the very next day. Common questions include:
- eh, has my rsvp been confirmed?
- eh, how to go your office ah?
- eh, wat time registration ah?

Being bogged down by such nonsensical calls, we have decided to record a new voicemail message:

- If you are STILL (emphasie on this word pls) waiting for a confirmation, please press 1, a human will answer you shortly.

- If you are wondering how to get to our office, please visit: www.streetdirectory.com

3rd one is my personal fav, with contributions from WK:

- If you STILL wish to register at this damn hour, pls just put down the damn fone.

muaahaaaaaahaaaaaa…..

10 Responses to “New Suggestions for Irritating Calls”

  1. AO Says:

    Or press ‘0′ to speak to our operator…. Once pressed, caller will be greeted by LS with a #@$*!@%

    LOL

  2. Tampon Says:

    What is good ones. Any suggestion if they call us directly to our mobile?

  3. MF Says:

    eh thanks lei, haha, no one dare to post this comment, although we would very much love to.

  4. smarians Says:

    Tampon:

    You have a nice name but I think very bad luck to call yourself that… Ha ha… Sorry side track =p

  5. Tampon Says:

    Is sound bad luck but I can use it for those “Irritating Callers” and throw the BLOODY TAMPON at them…

  6. smarians Says:

    Wah fierce sia… Flying Bloody Tampon!!! Siam ah…

  7. LS Says:

    AO u need greeting from me?

  8. AO Says:

    LS:

    No need… I listen to you greet others from afar can oredi… Kao Lat liao… LOL

  9. MF Says:

    okok…control control.
    Mai Ji Dong……..hahahaaa..

  10. LS Says:

    btw, who is Tampon???? anyone call Durex?

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