Fasten ur seat belt

No, I’m not bringing you to take any fantasy ride, just check out the following youtube, hehe.

New Suggestions for Irritating Calls

Time to revive this blog eh.

Many of us receive irritating calls everyday, more so when you have an event the very next day. Common questions include:
- eh, has my rsvp been confirmed?
- eh, how to go your office ah?
- eh, wat time registration ah?

Being bogged down by such nonsensical calls, we have decided to record a new voicemail message:

- If you are STILL (emphasie on this word pls) waiting for a confirmation, please press 1, a human will answer you shortly.

- If you are wondering how to get to our office, please visit: www.streetdirectory.com

3rd one is my personal fav, with contributions from WK:

- If you STILL wish to register at this damn hour, pls just put down the damn fone.

muaahaaaaaahaaaaaa…..

Poem for the day…

我的名叫朱印章

脸皮特厚无人挡

家里只有炮哥爱

其他都请我吃鸡排

 

为何我这么讨人厌

我又没别人溅

到底这是谁的错

使到家人对我那末冷漠

 

老杂货的心声

Sing to 小人物的心声 tune

Click here if you don’t know the song… 

 

也许我老杂货
要搞股东大会
但我尽力贡献一份微薄的力量

也许老杂货自己
不断做出恶心的东西
但我认为自己非常的了得

我什么人都不在乎
自己就是一个大人物
因为大人物是非常的酷

看到老板全都忙忙碌碌
我有时间翻翻报纸
老杂货的日子非常的充实

Repeat

每日一字：红

请发挥你的想象力， 以红色为今天的主题， 列出一些形容词：

(Roy,pls pay attention cos this will improve your chinese de ok)

Let me start the ball rolling:

血盆大口
鸿运当头

(english also boleh la…leave them in the comments page)

For those newly added into the circle of trust, navigate ard the archives

SMa hiring?? =p

Let’s hope that DC knows what to do… hahaha…

Are we becoming like this?

Vincent’s Birthday Bash!

It was Vincent’s birthday and we gave him a surprise bash without hurting him! =P

We asked him for his wish and this was what he listed:

1. A bigger office with a gold tap in SMa new office
2. Increase of revenue for SMa so that can give all staff a big fat bonus
3. A voucher from Sun Tan Studio so I can get a tan to match my stylo and hip clothes

NOTE: Vincent’s wish list is fictitious and created by dunno who =P

A Heavenly Workplace

Would SMa ever be like this???

Wait long long lar…. =P

Organisational Chart

Aren’t we all familiar with this? Ha ha ha….