Many of us receive irritating calls everyday, more so when you have an event the very next day. Common questions include:
- eh, has my rsvp been confirmed?
- eh, how to go your office ah?
- eh, wat time registration ah?

Being bogged down by such nonsensical calls, we have decided to record a new voicemail message:

- If you are STILL (emphasie on this word pls) waiting for a confirmation, please press 1, a human will answer you shortly.

- If you are wondering how to get to our office, please visit: www.streetdirectory.com

3rd one is my personal fav, with contributions from WK:

- If you STILL wish to register at this damn hour, pls just put down the damn fone.

muaahaaaaaahaaaaaa…..

脸皮特厚无人挡

家里只有炮哥爱

其他都请我吃鸡排

为何我这么讨人厌

我又没别人溅

到底这是谁的错

使到家人对我那末冷漠

这次我们就谈谈美丽动人的凸轮吧。

话说这位凸轮有非比寻常的魅力。

可把空弹和雷光弹击倒。

此外，凸轮还带有免死金牌。

所谓免死金牌， 是皇上所赐。

非常管用，天塌下来也保证不受伤害。

有这么多的好处， 您是不是也想做个凸轮呢？
想得美！还是用真实力去打拼把!

您知道什么是口头泻症 吗.

所为口头泻就是大便从口直出个不停.

口头泻的症状包括脸部红肿, 坐立不安, 爱骚扰人, 声量失控等等.

这种病症以目前的科技是无法医治的.

治标的方法就是用针 线把口缝起来, 以防更多粪便从口大量涌出.

得此病的人需马上求症, 否则日子一久将会七孔留粪而死.

And i hope the damn aircon at the new premise will be much powerful la!

 Share your thoughts in the comments page ok

(Roy,pls pay attention cos this will improve your chinese de ok)

Let me start the ball rolling:

血盆大口
鸿运当头

(english also boleh la…leave them in the comments page)

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